Rams Record Staff

Rams Record Staff

Monday, November 19, 2018

                                                                        Dad jokes
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By:Jacob and Evan, Rams Record Editor



  • How many apples grow on trees?
  • All of them

  • 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

  • Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
  • They were cooked in Greece

  • Don’t trust atoms they make up everything.

  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
  • Nobody knows.
  • Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
  • Because it would be a foot.
  • How do you make a kleenex dance?
  • Put some boogie into it !
  • What do you call a fake noodle?
  • an impasta.
  • Can February March?
  • No,April May
  • Wanna hear a joke about paper.
  • Nevermind it’s TEARrible.
  • Where did the one legged waiter work?
  • IHOP
  • I was going to take an all almond diet.
  • But in the end I thought it was nuts!
  • Where do you learn to make ice-cream-
  • Sunday school.
  • I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
  • What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood-
  • the spaghetto.
  • Did you hear about the "kid-napping" at school?
  • It's fine, he woke up.
  • The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
  • Did you hear the rumor of the butter.
  • Nevermind I'm not gonna spread it.
  • Did you hear the story of the cookie?
  • It was very crumby.
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