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By:Jacob and Evan, Rams Record Editor
- How many apples grow on trees?
- All of them
- 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
- Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
- They were cooked in Greece
- Don’t trust atoms they make up everything.
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- Nobody knows.
- Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
- Because it would be a foot.
- How do you make a kleenex dance?
- Put some boogie into it !
- What do you call a fake noodle?
- an impasta.
- Can February March?
- No,April May
- Wanna hear a joke about paper.
- Nevermind it’s TEARrible.
- Where did the one legged waiter work?
- IHOP
- I was going to take an all almond diet.
- But in the end I thought it was nuts!
- Where do you learn to make ice-cream-
- Sunday school.
- I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
- What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood-
- the spaghetto.
- Did you hear about the "kid-napping" at school?
- It's fine, he woke up.
- The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
- Did you hear the rumor of the butter.
- Nevermind I'm not gonna spread it.
- Did you hear the story of the cookie?
- It was very crumby.
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